“Events in the past maybe roughly divided into those which and probably never happened and those which do not matter.”

“Oh, believe me. The greatest egos are those which are too egotistical to show just how egotistical they are.”

“what is originality ? undetected plagiarism!”

“The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.”

“Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. ”

“It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.”

“We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.”