“Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.”

“The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.”

“what is originality ? undetected plagiarism!”

“Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. ”

“It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.”

“Events in the past maybe roughly divided into those which and probably never happened and those which do not matter.”

“We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.”