“Sit down on your ass, or what's left of it after four years in the navy.”
“How do you learn to write? You sit your ass down in a chair, in front of a laptop, for ten years. Period.”
“friends will sit your ass down and give you the 'Come To Jesus' talk when you need it most.”
“You'll be resorting to ma thumb and her four daughters after that stupid-ass remark.”
“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”
“I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.”