“You know a real friend?Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.”

“Hip - Someone who knows the score. Someone who understands "jive talk." Someone who is "with it." The expression is not subject to definition because, if you don't "dig" what it means, no one can ever tell you.”

“If, after having been in someone's presence, you feel like you've lost a quart of plasma - avoid that presence. No one likes to hear the word "vampire" used around here... it's kind of bad for our public image.”

“home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass.”

“Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact. ”

“If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future.”

“as soon as you know you are in prison, you have a possibility to escape.”