“I am a bastard, too. I love bastards! I am bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valor, in everything illegitimate.”

“Farewell, bastard.”

“I want to kill this degenerate bastard brother of yours. But I am not selfish, I do not want to deprive you of that honor.”

“He's right. I'm a worthless bastard fathered by a bastard even more worthless than I am." [Fury]”

“You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? . . . The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.”

“One of them is that a bastard is always a bastard and if I can hurt a bastard by digging up shit about him, then he deserves it.”

“I doona need drugs. I am naturally a mean bastard.”