“Well, well! Why, have you any discretion? Have you anyeyes? Do you know what a man is? Is not birth, beauty, goodshape, discourse, manhood, learning, gentleness, virtue, youth,liberality, and such like, the spice and salt that season a man?CRESSIDAAy, a minc'd man; and then to be bak'd with no date inthe pie, for then the man's date is out.”
“I know you've dated now and then. I know, because I considered having any man who went out with you shot. Thought about it quite seriously, in fact.- Corbett Lazlo”
“Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.”
“Never date a man who can’t out-drink you in tequila.”
“Whatever you do,strive to do it so well that no man living and no man dead and no man yet to be born could do it any better.”
“Why should I laugh?' asked the old man. 'Madness in youth is true wisdom. Go, young man, follow your dream, and if you do not find the happiness that you seek, at any rate you will have had the happiness of seeking it.”