“Did you ever see anybody so disgusting: said lightning to thunder, "never," growled thunder, "let's give him the works.”
“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.”
“If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will.”
“there may be thunder in Europe but it is in America the lightning will fall”
“He said, I always thought the woman I’d marry would hit me easy, in a bolt of lightning, and there is not lightning there is not even thunder there is not even rain.”