“I don't rate them, I just hit them.”
“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.”
“Follow, follow, follow. Just follow, baby, follow. You just follow that heart...girl...yada yada.Maybe these will be lyrics somewhere in a hit pop song soon, but here's why I don't like them, and I hope you won't either.”
“Ayden strolled up and nonchalantly tossed me the keys. I caught them with ease. Nah, I dropped them. Okay, technically I didn’t drop them. I just flinched when they hit me in the shoulder then I watched them drop. Did I mention I didn’t sleep well?”
“I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.”
“hit them fast, hit them hard, and hit them a lot”