“As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.”

“I don't remember Moses writing, 'Thou shalt not kill.. unless you think you have a good reason.”

“Fortunately, we are not in control.”

“Gay or straight? So what? It doesn't matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people regardless.”

“Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot happier, and in the long run, there's a chance that other person at work will end up asking what your secret is. Why are you the happy one? In other words, don't let your thoughts think you. Besides, if you're really gonna get pissed, don't waste it on your family, friends, or coworkers, save it for something that really matters.”

“You will never find love until you stop looking.”

“You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.”