“(Why do you rob banks, Willie?) Because that's where the money is.”
“I ain't wearing no dress. And even if I wanted to, Pa would skin me alive for spending his money on such frippery.""Nonsense. Of course you'll wear a dress. Good gracious, girl,I'm not asking you to rob a bank.""I'd rather rob the bank, thank you very much!”
“What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?”
“Oh kid, it's all about confidence. That's the whole shebang right there. Whatever you do, do it with your nuts. That's how Ruth swung a bat-with his nuts. Court a girl, rob a bank, brush your teeth, do it with and from your God-given nuts or don't do it at all.”
“In my mind, the function of the bank is to save your money. The bank should not cost you money.”
“Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.”