“I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket.”

“She divorced her husband, y' know. I never knew him, it was before I met Jane. Apparently she came back from work one mornin' an' found her husband in bed with the milkman. With the milkman, honest to God. Well, apparently, from that day forward Jane was a feminist. An' I've noticed, she never takes milk in her tea.”

“FRANK: Do you know Yeats?RITA: The wine lodge?FRANK: No, WB Yeats, the poet.RITA: No.FRANK: Well, in his poem 'The Wild Swans At Coole',Yeats rhymes the word "swan" with the word "stone". You see? That's an example of assonance.RITA: Yeah, means getting the rhyme wrong.”

“One of the few certainties in life is that persons of certainty should certainly be avoided.”

“Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution.”

“#KataOrangPintar "Jangan benci orangnya, benti perilakunya. Sebaliknya, jangan cintai perilakunya, cintai orangnya. Itu membuatmu pintar:(1) Jika kau membenci orang lain dan bukan membenci kelakuannya, itu berarti kau tidak pintar sama sekali.(2) Sebaliknya jika kau mencintai kelakuan orang lain dan bukan orangnya, itu berarti kau tidak cukup pintar.(3) Lalu jika kau tidak mencintai kelakuan orang lain namun mencintai orangnya, itu baru kau menjadi pintar.(4) Terakhir, jika kau mencintai orang lain sekaligus kelakuannya, dapat dipastikan orang lain itu pintar!(@wlywong on Twitter)”

“I hope it lasts.”