“They said it was only a ground shark; but I was not wholly reassured. It is as bad to be eaten by a ground shark as by any other.”
“Never have I know spirits so low they could not be raised by hearing of a Frenchman eaten by a shark!”
“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.”
“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
“The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.”
“Sharks don't kill because they're poor, criminal, insane, or repressed. A shark kills because it's a shark.”