“Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

“I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

“I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has ever taken from me.”

“I always avoid prophesying beforehand because it is much better to prophesy after the event has already taken place.”

“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”

“He spoke with more eloquence than wisdom.”

“No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.”