“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
“You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you give.”
“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”
“When you have got a thing where you want, it is a good thing to leave it where it is.”
“A joke is a very serious thing.”
“A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.”