“I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has ever taken from me.”
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.”
“I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.”
“I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle.”