“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me”
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”
“I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They always tried to ask what I did not know. When I would have willingly displayed my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance. This sort of treatment had only one result: I did not do well in examinations”
“My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.”
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”