“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me”

“My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“The way to achieve happiness is to try for perfection that is impossible to achieve, and spend the rest of your life trying to achieve it.”

“My conclusion on Freewill and predestination- they are identical.”

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”

“I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They always tried to ask what I did not know. When I would have willingly displayed my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance. This sort of treatment had only one result: I did not do well in examinations”