“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”

“I am a man of simple tastes easily satisfied with the best”

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”

“We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm.”

“Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.”

“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.”

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."— Churchill's response”