“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

“The maxim, "Nothing prevails but perfection," may be spelled PARALYSIS.”

“The way to achieve happiness is to try for perfection that is impossible to achieve, and spend the rest of your life trying to achieve it.”

“You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you give.”

“I hate nobody except Hitler--and that is professional.”