“This is just the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put.”

“This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.”

“From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.”

“The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations are strong, they are not always just, and when they wish to be just, they are no longer strong.”

“I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They always tried to ask what I did not know. When I would have willingly displayed my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance. This sort of treatment had only one result: I did not do well in examinations”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“I don't like mixing up moralities with mathematics.”