“This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.”

“This is just the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put.”

“From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“I don't like mixing up moralities with mathematics.”

“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened”