“Dying - you can't do that to a cat.”
“You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.”
“Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.”
“You can't make me do nothing but die!”
“A cat won't curry favor even if it's in their best interests to do so. A cat can't be a hypocrite. If more preachers were like cats, this would be a more religious country.”
“You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.”