“No one feels good at four in the morning.If ants feel good at four in the morning—three cheers for the ants.”
“Hope was supposed to be a good thing, but it was starting to feel like every other four-letter word you're not supposed to say.”
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
“What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
“The only thing that beats One is two, and three, and four.”