“Worrying is stupid. Its like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.”
“People use God like they use umbrellas...when it's raining.”
“The rain is falling all around,It falls on field and tree,It rains on the umbrellas here,And on the ships at sea.”
“The rain increases and umbrellas sprout like mushrooms amongst the graves.”
“I stood under the umbrella for hours before I folded it up and started walking. Umbrellas can block the sun, shield the rain, and if you flip an open one over, it can also be used as a large coffee cup.”
“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper. Because it's stupid,”