“You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.”
“I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.”
“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".”
“...you are like me, you have more books than you have friends, no matter what Facebook tells you about your social network.”
“Twitter makes me like people I don't even know, and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life”
“Even though the place looked like Kansas, I didn´t need to tell Toto that my Facebook Places status wasnñt anywhere on the planet Earth, much less Kansas.”