“What's even worse than a flute? - Two flutes!”
“You say you're a pessimist, but I happen to know that you're in the habit of practicing your flute for two hours every evening.”
“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.”
“I am the hole on the flute that Gods breath flows through.”
“I am a hole in a flute that the Christ's breath moves through.....listen to this music”
“Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrument?”