“Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.”

“When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.”

“There are only two things to worry about, either you arehealthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothingto worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things toworry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you getwell, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die thereare only two things to worry about, either you will go toheaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing toworry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busyshaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry.”

“Everyone is gifted - but some people never open theirpackage!”

“A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven.”

“No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers.”

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”