“How is the schoolmaster, the nation, to know which boy needs the whipping?”
“The schoolmaster is termed, classically, Ludi Magister, because he deprives boys of their play.”
“The most accomplished in the Scripture are fools, unless they acknowledge that they have need of God for their schoolmaster all the days of their life.”
“For whipping cream, of course. How can you whip cream without whips?”
“Why did you even bring a whip?”“Because Tristan wouldn’t let me bring the Thor hammer. Besides, you never know when you’ll need a whip. What if we need to climb something really tall or swing across a deep chasm?”
“Some women need shoes. She needs whips.”