“And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.”

“I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”

“You're still in love''No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.''What element?''We never found out”

“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

“I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.”

“I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.”

“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”