“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

“Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”

“And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.”

“La bisessualità raddoppia immediatamente le tue chances al sabato sera.”

“Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday”

“Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.”

“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.”