“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.”

“What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.”

“I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want”

“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.”