“Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas comedy is like the merangue at the end.”

“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,”

“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”

“There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.”

“I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.”

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

“I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.”