“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”