“Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday”
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.”
“I broke up with Ren a year and nine months ago. Soon it will be two springs.My 20th birthday is in march. I'm working hard to buy myself a present.A one-way ticket to Tokyo.I will just carry my guitar and cigarettes.”
“Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms,as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.”
“(...) next year she would have another birthday, and if she just remembered to get into bed left foot first and to turn the pillow over before she went to sleep, who knows what might happen?”
“When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.”