“I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.”

“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.”

“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”

“So then, what do you believe in?Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.”

“I foresee death by culture shock.”

“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”