“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

“I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”