“I foresee death by culture shock.”

“I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”

“So then, what do you believe in?Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.”

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”