“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.”

“While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.”

“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”