“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”