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“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

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“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”

Woody Allen

“I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.”

Woody Allen

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”

Woody Allen

“Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.”

Woody Allen

“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”

Woody Allen

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”

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