“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”

“You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life”

“So then, what do you believe in?Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.”

“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.”

“Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.”

“You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.”

“I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.”