“I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

“To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.”