“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”

“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

“I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.”

“Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.”

“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

“I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.”