“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“So you're my boss now," I snap."Technically, I'm you're boss's boss's boss.""And technically, it's gross moral turpitude- the fact that i am fucking my boss's boss's boss.""At the moment, you're arguing with him." Christian scowls.”
“It is my great hope someday, to see science and decision makers rediscover what the ancients have always known. Namely that our highest currency is respect.”
“My bad luck got tangled up with my bad decisions, and I'm paying for it.”
“This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife.”
“I am the boss of my underpants. You can be the boss of yours.”