“I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.”

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”

“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

“Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.”

“You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life”

“I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.”

“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.”