“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.”