“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”