“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”

“The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.”

“These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks, he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks, Freud would let you treat him, and that included a choice of any two vegetables. Thirty dollars an hour! Fifty dollars an hour! The Kaiser only got twelve and a quarter for being Kaiser! And he had to walk to work! And the length of treatment! Two years! Five years! If one of us couldn’t cure a patient in six months we would refund his money, take him to any musical revue and he would receive either a mahogany fruit bowl or a set of stainless steel carving knives. I remember you could always tell the patients Jung failed with, as he would give them large stuffed pandas.”

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?”