“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
“Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!" Robert to Vittoria”
“But even if that were true, I was working hard. I didn’t know how not to.”
“So I sit and endure the stares and the pangs and twinges of Catholic guilt, knowing that I am doing the right thing if I'm right, and the right thing even if I'm wrong. Being Catholic is hard. Being ex-Catholic is even harder.”
“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone were in love with her. But she didn’t even know I existed, just as I didn’t know my clone existed. I still don’t know he exists.”
“Jews wait for the Lord, Protestants sing hymns to him, Catholics say mass and eat him.”