“Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.”

“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

“Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.”

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

“[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.”